j: hey, how are you? just wanted you to stop by the phlog and consider joining Team Phlog for Cancer Research (no £ involved). what am i saying "consider"? do it! hahaha.
me: as i suspected, the cancer research team does not consider us mac owners valuable. their program only runs on a pc. :)
j: i blame it on you for buying a mac. yes, it's superior, but what good is it if you can't even find the cure for cancer?! hmmmmm. install it at work and join the team from there and leave your pc on at night so it can do the work.
me: actually i have a mac at work too. it's what convinced me to buy the one for home. does that make me a bad person?
"dear mac, please find enclosed my barely-used G5. i was disappointed to find that, for all its technical advancements, it is unable to cure cancer. consider me an unhappy customer indeed."
"dear josh, you forget that i am steve jobs, and i am all-powerful. we have just released a cure-for-cancer plug-in for our iLife software. it's called iNoculate."
Posted by ender101 at March 15, 2004 07:13 PM