The Blackout from a few weeks ago was actually intentionally caused by the phone company! Before, people were getting rid of their landlines by the millions. But the Blackout of 2003 showed them that their Nokias aren't as reliable as a good-old, trusty land line!
"One Justice is 83 years old, another has cancer, and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?"
-Pat Robertson, in response to the Supreme Court's Lawrence and Garner v. Texas ruling.
Well, Pat, you have prostate cancer. So why don't you go away?
i'm not a comics person, but i stumbled upon sluggy over 4 years ago and have kept up with it ever since. spent many a day — when i should have been working — catching up on all the archived comics so i can now say i've read every one.
anyway, last sunday's installment is nothing short of brilliant for a bunch of different reasons. when i'm rich, i'm producing this show. hee.
Mr. Gore: I was going to forward this article to you and tell you to keep it up. However, Mr. Jeeves told me that you don't keep a public email address. So this is the best I can do. Don't stop saying what you're saying until the 2004 election is over.
i have never once worked in an office where someone didn't leave their popcorn in the microwave for too long, burning it and stinking up the entire floor for hours.
by aaron clinger. hypnotic, somehow unsettling. one of the best time-wasters i've encountered so far. have a look.
And the religious right is terrified that your child will read it. They just haven't figured out why yet. But Michael Bronski at the Weekly Planet has.